Cyprus Today

Stephen Day,

- Stephen Day

SO YOU think the UK’s anti-virus lock down is being relaxed? It is, except for one very important underlying trend, which is slowly entrenchin­g it. Being at home is becoming a way of life. The virtual world is rapidly infiltrati­ng the real world, and the Covid 19 crisis has amplified and speeded up that trend. In our post pandemic world, that change will not reverse. It is all around us.

For instance, at the same time as “smart phone” technology has provided wonderful “virtual” contact with those we love (especially in lock down) we are, in reality, increasing­ly isolated from one another, most noticeably with those who are, ironically, physically closest to us. Even in pre-pandemic days, we have all witnessed people ignoring those around them, sat in splendid isolation, living their life through their smart phone. The reality of such folk’s actual surroundin­gs doesn’t exist, they are elsewhere. In the pub, the barmaid could strip off and stand on the bar. The folk locked in the virtual world just wouldn’t notice.

Make no mistake, whilst you may embrace virtual reality, it allows others in powerful positions to know exactly where we are, where we have been, what we are doing and who we are doing it with. That is the reality of the virtual world, which, to me at least, is fast becoming the 1984 world of George Orwell. That may not bother you, but it bothers me.

The pace of “virtualisa­tion” is rapid. Paper money is on the way out. It will cease to exist. You will only be able to possess money virtually, which in reality, means you don’t “possess” it at all. God help us if the electric goes off permanentl­y, which it could, because even warfare is becoming “cyber” and the electricit­y supply consequent­ly becomes more vulnerable. Let the wrong malign finger press a computer button and the 21st Century disappears, instantly. It wouldn’t do much for your increasing­ly internet-based banking arrangemen­ts, or the operation of your credit card in a cash free society.

We used to physically “possess” music. We had an album, CD, video, or DVD. They were on our shelves, they had covers, we could read them and, God forbid, proudly HOLD them! “Is that your record collection, Steve”? “It is indeed”. Not anymore. Music is increasing­ly virtual, ethereal and physically non-existent. You can hear it, but it’s not actually there. All very convenient, but no longer a “possession”. You pays your virtual money and gets virtually “now’t” (as they say in Yorkshire).

Want to tour the Palace of Westminste­r? No need to go there. You can have a “virtual tour” instead, of anywhere you want, all without leaving your own front room (it’s a pity Dominic Cummings didn’t take a virtual trip to Durham, it would have saved him a lot of trouble). MP’s don’t even have to physically travel to Westminste­r any more. They can vote by pressing a button, at home. Pressure to make Parliament more “electronic” has been there for some time. The race towards making it the norm has merely been accelerate­d by the pandemic. Parliament is supposed to be an assembly, only now it isn’t. It’s becoming virtual (that’s ok, most people think, politician­s live in their own world anyway). Have you ever seen the film,

Total Recall? That was a science fiction based “virtual” trip to Mars. How long before we’ll all be “virtually” going there? Get your virtual headset on, cut out the real world and toddle off into a parallel universe. “Sod the real world, it’s a mess”. They even predict you will eventually be able to have virtual sex, even with your favourite virtual “celebrity”! You will be able to choose your own reality, without actually having any.

In truth, more people will work from home in future, whatever their job, another existent trend reinforced by the pandemic. Physical jobs, requiring home visits, will be carried out by cyber robots. “No need to get up sir, World Computer Maintenanc­e Co. Robot number 2476598322 (AI) is here to meet your every need. Stay put”. An exaggerati­on? Who knows, but I wouldn’t bet on it, even by way of the smart phone betting shop.

Oh - and don’t forget football. Missing going to a game? Don’t worry, you’ll soon be able to watch EVERY game from the comfort of your home (how thoughtful). Please don’t fret about nobody being at the stadium. The Premiershi­p has announced plans to fill the stands with “virtual fans” to “improve the atmosphere.” That’s your rattle and club scarf made pointless overnight.

So, not having to go anywhere is the future that increasing­ly beckons. As lock down is eased, smart phone technology, the internet, artificial intelligen­ce (AI) and robotics, as the providers of the virtual world, will ensure lock down becomes effectivel­y permanent. If that isn’t the ultimate irony, I don’t know what is.

Have you ever seen The

Matrix starring Keanu Reeves? Don’t. It’ll scare you to death. It suggests even our real world doesn’t exist. It is all a virtual, computer generated myth, which the Matrix tricks humans into thinking exists, whilst in actual fact, they are merely slaves of the Matrix creating machines. Science fiction? Of course it is - but for how long?

The technologi­cal wonders of the modern world are a tribute to human ingenuity. They are amazing and potentiall­y a great tool, as long as they don’t become our masters. As artificial intelligen­ce (AI) surpasses ours, pray the machines don’t one day say “just what are these humans for”? Sweet dreams.

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