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‘Starving’ coach sends SOS to former team

Ufuna kungena ngelinceba

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It seems

since the current coach is not doing well.

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It is the first weekend of the month Gazi and there is no prize for guessing our mood. Singena with the Everyday i-party hit by Dr Peppa, Mellow, Sleazy and Lady Du.

It can never be more relevant for the Shwashwaza crew, as you know by now kutsi we were born for the big stage. Sijayiva kwasani kudzele sibukeli.

We plan Gazi, so we can never miss out on an opportunit­y to unwind simply because simo semnotfo siyabhedza. It is a new month Gazi and it is always an opportunit­y to reflect.

Each month you should make a considerab­le effort in pursuit of your goals. It is non-negotiable. By now you are expected to have covered much ground in ensuring that you achieve your goals for the year. Even little progress is to be celebrated kunekutsi utsi vitsi phansi.

As they say it Gazi, the ball is in your court. It has been another eventful week for the Premier League of Drama...oops Premier League of Eswatini.

What transpired in the 45-minute replay between Sea Birds and Madlenya kusishiye sibambe wangaphans­i. Anyway, we will address that at a later stage.

Otherwise, is gaining the league momentum race and iyawubanjw­a kule top four.

And as Shwashwaza Crew, we are tempted to announce kutsi the league runners-up should be ready to go to Africa for the CAF Confederat­ion Cup, since there is still no knockout tournament about two months before the end of the season.

With only league games, it is bad news in the bid to develop a competitiv­e Sihlangu squad. This means less than 30 games (minimum 26) per player, iseyindze indlela if we want to match internatio­nal standards.

Speaking of Sihlangu, we hope the team will have a friendly match before the trip to Cape Verde on March 24. Kule ‘kresh’ legcwele lapha, we hope the seasoned campaigner­s will eventually be selected in the final squad.

After all, the chances are still there to qualify for the Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) finals to be staged in Ivory Coast next year.

Only two out of six qualifying games have been played so far. The top two qualifying spots are still within touching distance. nguleshone

Struggles

nayo

Gazi umgodlagod­la wetfu uyaphuphum­a so, sitovele sicondze endzabeni. If you think financial struggles are only restricted to locals, think twice Gazi.

There is this well-known foreign coach who is reportedly struggling to make ends meet leveni lakhe, such that he has asked to return to his former team back here in Eswatini. Locoach longakhany­i ngelibala and had a stint with more than one team here before he left has been bothering the team of late in a bid to be hired again, kulandzela kutsi simo sibi ekhaya.

Kona the team is blowing hot and cold, but time will tell if they are ready to welcome him back. It seems ufuna kungena ngelinceba since the current coach is not doing well. We have heard disturbing reports on how he tries to survive in the meantime.

Our spies leveni lakhe have promised to leave no stone unturned in bringing all the juicy details including the pictures. Hehehehe. Watch this space Gazi. Unzima lomthwalo; sitayicela ivutsiwe.

“It is not like we are here to play friendly games as reported in some publicatio­n over there; the players are here to be checked by my profession­al friends as you know that I am a connected person. I want to assure our supporters that we will beat Leopard on Sunday as we want to return to

Big up to Nolwazi Nkwanyana and Zweli Dlamini from chess and boxing, in that order, for scooping the two most prestigiou­s awards in local sports! The duo was named the Outstandin­g Senior Sportswoma­n and Sportsman during the National Sports Awards at Happy Valley

Despite raising a genuine concern about the Premier League of Eswatini’s decision to order a 45-minute replay for their abandoned

Fact

Your partner can’t be stolen from you; they chose to go for another person. It’s a choice. ***

The fat cow Teacher:

Kids, what does

Africa as champions this time around,” – Mbabane Highlander­s Managing Director (MD) Chief Ally Kgomongwe when he explained why his team travelled to Pretoria, South Africa this week ahead of their tough MTN Premier League match tomorrow against Royal Leopard.

Hotel in Ezulwini.

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Despite what was dubbed a mini recognitio­n event, the National Sports Awards turned out to be glamorous. Eswatini National Sport and Recreation Council (ESRC) should be commended for doubling the prize money from E5 000 to E10 000. game against Madlenya, Sea Birds did the unthinkabl­e when they included the weather as part of the things they protested about. the chicken give you?

Meat!

Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Bacon!

Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Homework!

Student: Teacher: Student: Teacher: Student:

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