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When they cancel plans last minute - Bluujay

- BY MXOLISI DLAMINI

G‘Straight Talkers’! Have you heard the news already? Don’t tell me that you all actually missed the recent Francophon­ie competitio­n that was held at Alliance Franchise de Mbabane last Saturday.

This was a rap battle competitio­n, which brought together some of the local acts, especially from the Hip

Hop/Rap genre to compete for an opportunit­y to perform in the 2023 MTN

Bushfire Festival

(Firefly stage) in

May.

On this thrilling episode of

‘Straight Talker’,

I am pleased to present to you the local act that won the rap battle, now slated to perform at the MTN Bushfire Festival.

He is none other than BluuJay and today he is not here to spit rhymes but only to tell us about some of the things that girls do, which boys don’t like.

Lets find out how far Bluujay would go to avoid ‘kudlisa i-team’. Gather your notebooks and pens so you can take down some words of wisdom. I hope you will enjoy this episode just like you did with the previous ones.

REETINGS When they cancel plans last minute

You plan a date, you do all the preparatio­ns, fresh cut and everything. When you get to the venue and order drinks with excitement, a phone call comes canceling.

When they don’t communicat­e effectivel­y

One word texts always lead to dry conversati­ons. Communicat­ion allows us to bond and get to know each other well. If you fail to communicat­e effectivel­y, I might get doubts about just everything.

When they lead you on

Well, when a girl acts like a girlfriend, especially with the whole planning and everything, it really makes us feel like we might actually win, thus we make a move. However, you find out that it is the wrong symbol and realise that it’s false hope. No need to give false hope ladies.

When they treat service staff terribly.

How they treat others basically speaks volumes about them. The service staff of any establishm­ent usually gets the worst of women when things don’t go their way. Restaurant­s, for example, are the perfect classrooms to learn all about some women.

When they tell lies

When a woman lies she has no integrity and no respect for others. So if she lies to a guy and says that the boy who is always calling is her friend, mostly she could be telling lies and messing with him. This would simply mean that she has no respect for you and does not appreciate your efforts as a human.

When they entertain other men

If a woman entertains other men, its a sign that she has no sense of boundaries and cares little of what you would think. For example, you text her goodnight while she is texting some other guy that she shouldn’t be texting and texts inappropri­ate things and uncontroll­able flirts with the other person.

This shows that she has no boundaries of keeping anything that you have with her special.

Going out in itself isn’t bad but if a woman is constantly going out, you end up thinking this person is going to have more fun and won’t be able to think straight, so they probably going to make a few bad decisions that either put them i n trouble or will mess up the relationsh­ip.

When they back late text Go out the time

Texting back late can never really be a good thing. She just ain’t into you like that and that’s is something which evokes hate because they often can’t even clearly explain.

That was Bluujay, a local musician who is currently marking a footprint in the local Hip Hop genre.

I guess you all enjoyed this episode of your favourite feature ‘Straight Talker’. Make sure that you catch the following episode next weekend, have a good weekend ahead.

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