QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

On this very last weekend of March sesivele sitselekile Gazi. We’ve never been so happy in our lives following reports that Solani’s le-skom is springing another surprise by bringing Amapiano heavyweight Young Stunna this coming Monday. Imagine looking forward to a Monday. Talk about a welcome change.

Surprised

But honestly we are not surprised since vele Solani’s has long demonstrated capability of bringing any ‘A-lister’ lakasi letfu.

Sekushoda nje kutsi baletse yona iNdvodzana yemuntfu ngema-Easter. We are ready to hit the dance floor because we know the ‘Adiwele’ and ‘Bopha’ hitmaker won’t disappoint.

Singena with one of the star’s hits as we do a countdown to the big day. Speaking of being happy, we’re relieved that something positive has come out of the Premier League of Eswatini (PLE) Special General Meeting in the past week.

What stood out was the adoption of the Constitution received by the Charles Matsebula-led committee.

The clause on the ownership of clubs is just what the doctor ordered for teams who are taken for a ride by ‘fly by night’ directors. With the PLE to vet the directors, it is a major breakthrough.

Gazi, it is FIFA week and focus is on national teams. By now you know the result of Sihlangu’s match-up against Cape Verde.

For now we won’t say anything following all the drama in the team selection.

Qualify

One crew member whose ears look like he can fly anytime says expecting Sihlangu to qualify for any major tournament is like digging an elephant’s grave with a takeaway fork.

Gazi, kwatise kutsi it is a busy weekend asivele sicondze endzabeni. We know you should be out there shopping but money has become scarce of late.

It is survival of the fittest. Gazi by now you know Eswatini teams do not own stadiums, so they opt for the nearest field for training.

There is this well-known side whose players are enduring a nightmarish experience before each training session. Every time they report for training, they find the soccer field littered with cow dung.

The players have to clear the field first. A lot of time is lost in the field-clearing exercise. We are not surprised by the inconsistency of the team because

“Justice Figuareido has been in the best form of his career. He’s got five league goals and seven assists. In the last five matches he has three goals and four assists. He looks very good,” Badela said.

He said the former Denver Sundowns player who has been again left

Elite leagues sides Moneni Pirates and rookies Nsingizini Hotspurs for allowing youngsters Sizwe ‘Yeki’ Khumalo and Mayibongwe ‘Suarez’

Eswatini Football Association (EFA) for failure to call a Media Day for Sihlangu Head Coach Dominic Kunene to address the media on the selection of

Golfer and caddy Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?” “Yes sir. You miss the ball much closer now.”

Caddy:

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The fence

What goes all the way

it is now clear where the energy gets wasted. Unzima out of the senior team Sihlangu despite this form, has an unbelievably good work rate while he was also a threat in the final third.

“He looks very good at the moment. He’s very important for us and we appreciate him here at All Stars. He has been fantastic,” the coach said.

Mabuza to attend trials in Italy. The duo left the country on Thursday for a three-week assessment by San Marco Sports Event Academy. the national team. The media was called an hour before the squad left for Cape Verde and they had no opportunity to ask the coach questions on the team. round the baseball but never moves? The fence.

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You are too pretty to be single.

It’s not my looks. I’m not right in the head.

Him: Her: Single

field

lomthwalo. Sitayicela ivutsiwe.