JUST FOR LAUGHS

Absent from church

Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big game next Sunday, it’s just out of the question.” “Oh Harry Harry” said the Priest putting his arm around Harry, “don’t you know? that’s what recorders are for.”

Harry’s face lit up “you mean I could record your sermon?”

Football thought

My mother hates sports so after being forced to go to a football game with her grandchildren this was her conclusion.

Football consists of 22 men on the field desperately in need of a rest, and 40,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.