JUST FOR LAUGHS

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FOR MOTHER’S DAY: MY MOM TAUGHT ME …

Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.” Hu­mor: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come run­ning to me.” Jus­tice: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like!”

AL­WAYS QUES­TION­ING

My mother is al­ways try­ing to un­der­stand what mo­ti­vates peo­ple, es­pe­cially those in her fam­ily. One day she and my sis­ter were talk­ing about one rel­a­tive’s bad luck. “Why do you sup­pose she changed jobs?” Mother asked my sis­ter. “Maybe she has a sub­con­scious de­sire not to suc­ceed.” “Or maybe it just hap­pened,” said my sis­ter, ex­as­per­ated. “Do you know you an­a­lyze ev­ery­thing to death?” Mother was silent for a mo­ment. “That’s true,” she said. “Why do you think I do that?”

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