Just for laughs

BAGGAGE CLAIM KARMA

As I waited for my luggage at the airport, a man lifted my suitcase off the baggage carousel. “Excuse me,” I shouted. “That’s my suitcase.” The man shot back defensively, “Well, somebody took mine!”

BLOODY GOOD QUESTION

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.