Every month comes with it ‘soqos’ galore, birthdays, weddings, funerals (rebuke!!), new businesses and so on. There’s a season for everything and also a season to live and to die. Yaqona plays a crucial part of every aspect of whatever occasion is taking place. Thus each new month too brings about new controversies, challenges or good old drama. 2Bags just wants to touch on a few customs if you will that involves our favourite juice, yaqona and the dramas that comes with them.
Grog one takes with usually customary when you are invited to a grog place. Do not be like the group who went to have their soli done at a place and the house owner had to buy their sevusevu again. These are the kind classified as leptopirosis namus’ because who goes to a new place without a sevusevu.
CUSTOMS AND PROTOCOLS
Whenever tourists visits a new place beforehand they are advised to look up the customs and protocols that countries have. Take the viral video of a tourist who along with a group visited a village here in Viti Levu. Upon receiving the first bowl of brown label,the tourist amicably pours it over his head. The village member did not know whether to laugh or be shocked but of course owne can clearly hear the laughter of the camera guy! If 2 Bags was present there ,same time gladly give the guy the blue bucket to drink from. With this humid, dry season with a pinch of rain Fiji is facing try mixing your potent brown label with rainwater (if you have any in the tanks) to save on water and 2 Bags guarantee you, you will see stars like no other and even the Milky way if you get lucky. That’s one deadly combination rainwater and yaqona. Another bombastic mix would be mixing your brown powder with warm water especially for the cold nights.That my friend is a deadliest mix that will lock and numb your legs and place too you never knew existed. Never 2Bags advises never ever talk about your favourite Rugby team if majority of your grog crew fans the opposing Rugby Team. That is if you are an AB fan and you are drinking with Wallabies fans. My friend call your taxi in advance because the ‘sosoko, deadly bombs you will get with all the talk you make will guarantee, you will have Suva to Nausori eyes and legs end of the grog battle. 2Bags salutes all the people of Fiji, the land and the people who are venturing into their own yaqona business. Now the whole country has enough to keep us afloat and grog doped until the apocalypse!
Please if you are going to grog somewhere take a sevusevu. Even if its just a $2 bag or $5 at least you bringing something. Better yet can put in with your crew for a $10 bag if its non payday week.
DON’T BE A NAMU!
Base or eat first if you know you are going to whack the grog until the next sunrise. Or if you not the kind to base or eat chaser, drink a lot of water. Tamani intestines this swipers have. These gang are the deadly ones. Swipers that will make everyone walking home like zombies.
REMEMBER THE CHASERS ARE NOT DINNER!
Wash your hands after visiting the toilet or bush during a grog session and remind the taki falla to to wash his hands. 2Bags don’t want any extra funky flavors in the mix. To end 2 Bags wishes everyone a fantastic Waka-nda Strong mix month and remember go hard or paidar home.