The Fiji Times
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
HOW about this for a possible warning to groggers. Beachcomber was told about two women’s conversation one evening. The women were neighbours.
First woman: “What are you getting your children for Christmas?”
Neighbour: “Well, if my husband doesn’t stop going out every night to grog and coming home at 3am in the morning, I’ll give them a new dad!”