BIRDS AND SLEAZE

“I found out that the guy I was dating was also seeing another girl at the same time. Instead of getting mad at each other, she and I teamed up to get even. He adored his car, so we surrounded it with bird seed one day while he was at work. We hid behind a tree, and when he came outside, he freaked because his entire car was covered in droppings. Even better, the pigeons made it almost impossible for him to speed away. He was left fuming, while we giggled like little girls from our hideout.” —Gaurika