F IS FOR FOOL

“A hot girl in my journalism final year asked to be my study partner. One day, after class she said she was stressed out because she had no time for homework, so I offered to make a different version of my notes that she could turn in as hers. The next day, I overheard her telling a friend she was flirting with me so that I would do all her homework. I was so pissed that I bombed her next assignment on purpose. When the teacher handed it back with a giant question mark on it, she couldn’t say a thing because then she would have to reveal her cheating ways. Obviously, we never spoke again.” —Gaurav