REALLY LOW RIDERS

“A new guy took me on a date, and I was wearing these sexy skinny jeans. It was crazy-hot out, so when we got back to my house, I ran up to my room to change into shorts. Well, my legs must have swollen in the heat, because my already tight jeans wouldn’t go down past my thighs. I started yanking like a maniac and fell hard. My date came running when he heard the loud thump and found me on the floor, bare ass in the air, with my pants still stuck.”