WRONG NUMBER(S)

“When I found out that my girlfriend had been cheating on me with two different guys for months, I was really angry. But instead of telling her that I knew what she was upto, I took her cellphone and switched the guys’ numbers. Before she realised I was gone for good, she texted each of her guys on the side, using the wrong names. It was a great way to let everyone know what a big liar she is.”