1. Your vagina is: a. The name of your slam-poetry album.
b. Capable of great things.
c. Shameful and disgusting.
2. Your male boss calls you ‘ honey’ and winks at you, so clearly, you:
a. Jump on his desk, kick his papers around, and scream “Down with the oppressor!”
b. Firmly tell him that it’s not acceptable and demand an apology.
c. Wink, squeeze your jugs, and respond in your best baby voice.
3. The guy you’re dating doesn’t love to go down on women. Your response is:
a. “Goodbye forever, woman-hater!”
b. “Are you sure you’re not just really bad at it?”
c. “I’ll still give you head for days. Lucky for you, I hate myself!”
4. You walk into a club and a random guy tells you to ‘shake dat ass’. Your response is to:
a. Karate-chop him in the d*ck, then recite the Iggy Azalea rap you’ve been working on.
b. Flip him the finger inside your pocket.
c. Start twerking.
5. You make twice as much money as your boyfriend, and it makes him feel insecure. You decide to:
Write him a breakup note on a ` 1,000 note.
b. Suggest couples counselling to work through it.
c. Give up your board seat to sell oranges by the highway. Now he can feel like a man again!
6. Your hottest fantasy is:
a. Women everywhere being able to go to school.
b. A threesome on a yacht.
c. Bringing honour to your husband.
Pick a feminist, any feminist. Love you, Mindy, Hannah, Peggy, Dany, Olivia, Leslie, and Liz!