No talking, rattling, slurping and eating crunchy snacks. Control the urge to cough, keeping cough drops handy. Get a seat near the aisle if you wish to exit several times. If you are allowed to take video footage/ camera, do so unobtrusively in the aisles. Turn off cell phones. Share the arm rests. If accompanied by ‘little patrons’, brief them on the expected behaviour. At classical music performances, if the conductor raises his/her baton, stop clapping and resume clapping at the end of the piece. At the end of the performance, the conductor will bow and point to all the members of the orchestra – this is a good time to clap, maybe even a standing ovation.