Restless In Peace

Atul Chitnis is not dead. Not yet. And he couldn’t be in heaven. Not with that arrogant attitude, beer breath, and electric guitar slung across his back. That Atul needs to go to hell is obvious to every living person. Because hell is wherever proprietary software is used. It’s the ultimate tool of the devil to torture and torment clueless souls with viruses, Blue Screens of Death, crashes, and the usurping of every notion of freedom known to God and man. Hell is where the helpless are forever chained to an endless cycle of costly upgrades as they hopelessly plead for an escape from vile bugs.

Atul needs to catch the devil by the tail -f command. He needs to burn an even more raging fire in hell. How Ol’ Nick will tremble when Atul thunders: “Show Me The Core Of Hell.” Kicking and screaming, Atul is going to liberate and deliver those spiritless souls to the eternal bliss and freedom of FOSS.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Toolz will debug and compile his own Heaven.