Two Things for Grump-ass

Nirwana Bali Golf. Dropkick ol’ fathead while you spa. Stunning 18-hole Norman course, 40 mins from Seminyak. Pan Pacific Resort / Jl Tanah Lot / 815 960 / nirwanabaligolf.com / or beeline to the refurbed Bali National Golf Club / Kawasan Wisata / Nusa Dua / 771 791 / balinationalgolf.com

Harley Rides. Hot half-day, two-wheel island drives. Call 855 0024 / comes with your own driver / balieaglebikers.com