AprésMatch attheWhale

The Aprés Match trio have been taking the Michael out of the great world of football commentary for 20 years now. They pay a visit to Greystones’ Whale Theatre on the eve of the World Cup Final at 8 p.m. The gig takes place on Friday, July 13, with tickets €20 or €18 concession.

Unless, of course, you stand really close to the lads’ faces. Holy.

From Eamonn Dunphy to Sir Bono, from Graham Norton to Joe Duffy, no one is safe from the biting satire and mischievous mimicry of Barry Murphy, Gary Cooke and Ristéard Cooper.

Tickets from whaletheatre.ie or 01 2010550. of the month over the summer till September 2. The sale will be on from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Gates open for sellers at 7.30 a.m. The fee is €15 for cars or €25 for vans or cars with trailers. €1.50. The event is for people aged 18 and older. For more information go to greystonesparish.ie.