WHAT TO AVOID

Five attractions that are more stress than they’re worth.

SANTA JUSTA LIFT

While the views at the top are impressive, the often hourlong wait to ride in the vintage lift is not. Instead, navigate to Carmo Convent and make your way to the Santa Justa viewing platform on foot.

THE OCEANARIUM ON A RAINY DAY

Oceanário de Lisboa is one of the city’s most kidfriendly attractions, but it turns into a packed, sweaty hell on rainy days. Sacrifice a sunny morning instead.

THE NO 28 TRAM

The lines start early around Martim Moniz square for a spot on the number 28, but it’s not a great place to get on, as it’ll be too crowded a ride to enjoy. Hop on the much less busy 24E, or get over to the other side of the city and embark at the stop near Jardim da Estrela.

CASTELO DE SÃO JORGE VIEWS

If you’re going for the history and culture, great; but if you’re simply heading to Lisbon’s famous castle for the views, you can enjoy equally pretty ones for free at the nearby Miradouro Sophia de Mello Breyner Andresen in Graça.

STREETSIDE TUK-TUKS

While they can be fun and a handy way to navigate the hills, it’s easy to get misled or ripped off if you negotiate one on the street. Ask your hotel or pre-book from a reputable company (like Eco Tuk Tours, ecotuktours.com).