THE BATH SELFIE

Speaking of baths, nothing is quite as boasty as people who Instagram their own perfect bathing routines. The lighting is soft. The bubbles are just so. There’s a glass of perfectly chilled white wine, lit candles and a critically acclaimed work of literature. The caption will read ‘#bliss’. And you will think ‘How?’ This is not what your bathtime is like – yours involves folding yourself into a too-small tub with your knees around your ears, while you try to ignore the three-year-old hammering on the door and screaming, ‘I need a poo!’