NEW COOKERY SHOW

Humble Pie, 8pm, Watch

THIS show is less about Master-Chef-style cuisine (one contestant can’t even recognise a food processor), and more about squabbling mind games as the cooks try to persuade each other that their rival’s is the worst dish of the day. Melanie Sykes presents, while Marco Pierre White (pictured with Sykes) does his best panto villain impression as he judges the food.