JONATHAN CAINER

Hello Jonathan, When people talk about the end of the world, they’re referring to a physical event. I see it on the emotional, mental and spiritual levels as well. In the past, much was viewed only from a physical, material perspective. But it is possible that the ‘end of the world’ may merely mean the ending of a process that means a lot to us. I know for myself and most people around me that our lives have significantly changed over the past few years. There has been an ‘end of the world’ as we knew it. Arté Ma

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

ASTROLOGERS don’t always know how to speak to people born under your sign. They understand the urges that move and motivate you. We all know the zodiac gives you a powerful yearning to create tomorrow today. Yet instead of encouraging you to trust this valuable impulse, they begin to wonder if they have a duty, as advisors and counsellors, to dissuade their clients from unwise ideas. No wonder so many Aries people find astrology tedious! This weekend, you are safe to be as wild as you were born to be. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611 .

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

FEW things grate on the nerves quite as badly as the insincere apology. We are all brought up to be polite, thus we all feel the need to express regret when conveying information that is unlikely to be popular. But few are fooled by an empty gesture. If you really are ‘sorry to have to say this …’ why say it? Why not just use that energy in retracing your steps to see if there is anything else that can be said instead? A decisive development occurs this weekend. It is right, even if it seems partly wrong. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

YESTERDAY, I suggested you may be in two minds about a matter. One view was ephemeral and unrealistic. The other was ‘wise’. I wonder if I should have used the word ‘pragmatic’ instead of ‘wise’? I’m sure, though, that it is still quite relevant to return to the topic today, because it looks as if you are due to spend much of the weekend wrestling with much the same dilemma. And much the same advice applies. There is an ‘ideal’ way to solve a problem and there is a way that will work. You want the latter! I have important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: 1550 511 611.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

EACH day this week, I have been quoting from the song, The Bare Necessities, as sung by Baloo the bear in the Disney film, The Jungle Book. The advice somehow suits your situation. ‘Don’t overcomplicate things or stress yourself trying too hard and you will end up with what you need.’ And there is something, too, about the way the seasoned jungle-dweller reassures the lost little child that matches your current quest for support. This weekend will bring you more comfort than you may expect. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

ROLL up, roll up. Step inside this small, stripy tent at the end of the pier. Come consult Jonathan Cainer, astrologer to the stars (as seen on TV!) Aha, I have been expecting you! But then, I see all. And I see that you are reluctant to take some advice you have been given. You want to know if there is some way to get what you want this weekend without first having to do what you don’t want to do. I know what you want to hear, but I also know what I have to tell you. You know it too. Just be big, strong and brave. I have important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: 1550 511 611.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

THIS weekend, you can do more than you expect to be able to. You can make more of an impact and tip the balance of power in a sensitive situation and persuade someone whose view might not normally agree with your own, that you have, after all, the correct perspective on a controversial matter. You can accomplish all this by speaking gently and quietly and being firm yet fair. Yet a degree of impatience may move you to show unnecessary intolerance. Watch out for that and embrace success. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

ARTISTS often perform an exercise which involves staring at a simple object for a long time. Eventually, they begin to see things within it that they had not previously noticed. Some psychics employ a similar technique when attempting to read their runes, cards, tea leaves and crystal balls. Astrologers are not generally encouraged to take such a mystical, meditative, approach and people who have just reached big, important decisions are strongly advised to do no such thing! Don’t rethink your rethink this weekend. I have important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

YOU probably don’t need some big dramatic development in order to feel as if the weekend is going your way. Even some comparatively minor improvement in a stressful situation will be sufficient to restore what has begun to seem like flagging faith in a fair universe. A change of that magnitude at least, I can confidently predict. Indeed, it should soon start to feel as if the cosmos is now trying to make up for lost time by doing as much as it feasibly can to put you at your ease about your future prospects. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WHAT will it take? Can you supply the required component? Haven’t lots of other people tried to accomplish what you are hoping to succeed with now? Why have some done well and others apparently failed? These are questions you can reflect on if your current attempt has an unsatisfactory outcome. But that is a very big ‘if’. Indeed, it is most unlikely, given the prevailing cosmic climate, that this weekend you will wish to reflect upon anything other than how fortunate you are. I have important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: 1550 511 611.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

OUR hopes and aspirations are often so very frail. Like towers made of playing cards or boats built from unglued matchsticks, we worry that the slightest breeze of doubt or negativity may cause them to collapse. That is why the psychological support of a friend can make such a difference to the way we feel about our future. And if we become overly aware of a critical voice, we can become so self-conscious that we hardly dare reach for our dream. This weekend, happily, you get to prove your detractors wrong. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

WHO thinks that modesty is something to be proud of? The same kind of person who simply can’t tolerate intolerance or who thinks minimalism is a policy best pursued to excess. There is a contradiction, this weekend, in a point that someone is making or a stance that they are taking. You will be lucky if you manage to explain this in language that they can understand. But that doesn’t mean you have reason to doubt yourself. Be delicate and diplomatic but don’t back down too far. I have important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: 1550 511 611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

IT is impossible to influence the cosmos so that it meets your every need, fulfils your every wish, indulges your every whim. It really doesn’t matter what you do or how hard you try. Trickier but significantly less impossible is a willingness to adapt your own frame of mind to the point where you can see the blessing, even in an apparent disadvantage, and something to be glad of, even where you might also see something to resent. That much magic, at least, you can work spectacularly well this weekend. I’ve got much more to tell you. I’ve crammed all I can into your four-minute forecast. Hear it! Change your life: 1550 511 611.