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rather than confusion, it’s time to be inspired by a vision of what the future holds and act in good faith. With Uranus’s influence, don’t assume that nothing will go awry. A clear vision and a brave heart are all that’s required to make a significant start. THE New Moon in Sagittarius arrives today, along with a dynamic link to Mars, which is converging with Neptune. That’s a steamy combination which promises to push the emotional pedal on to the proverbial metal. With Mercury bringing perspicacity now, ARIES TODAY’S New Moon Mar 21 — Apr 20 highlights two choices. You can either look at what’s happening in your life and say that it’s less than ideal because you’ve failed to come up with a solution. Or, you can look at it and think that it’s about as good as it could possibly be in the current circumstances. The truth, is that you’re doing a great job with a tough set of factors which are beyond your responsibility. It’s not your fault. So, the sooner you adjust your view and go with the second choice, the faster you’ll feel better. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 1550 511 611.

TAURUS What would

Apr 21 — May 21 happen to prisons if everyone suddenly stopped committing crimes? If we miraculously stopped getting ill, drug companies would go out of business, and there would be a surplus of health service professionals. I’m just trying to highlight the fact that we all, to one degree or another, benefit from people’s misfortunes. And, although we need to be sensitive, it doesn’t help to be oversensitive. There are two sides to every story. Whilst both are usually valid, you can only listen to one today. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 1550 511 611.

GEMINI WHEN you’re May 22 — June 22 prepared to try your hardest and give your all, most things are possible. But not all things... Now that your ruler is direct, and the Moon is new, dare I suggest that you’d be wise to look again at your most pressing hope. If it looks unrealistic, this is the right moment to modify it. If it seems to be unlikely, this is the time to investigate ways to make it more feasible. Even if that involves a change of plan, or a complex series of moves, it’s worth it. Some reorganisation will bring success. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiration, call 1550 511 611.

CANCER ARTISTS who June 23 — July 23 specialise in delicate portraiture sometimes need to turn their hand to vast, sprawling landscapes. Change is important – even if only to remind us of exactly why we love what we love. So, there’s really no reason to fear that an upcoming shift will accidentally prove permanent. Few things are ever irreversible... unless, of

course, you choose to make them so. If, having made the change, you find yourself reluctant to return to your previous position, then what’s the problem? It seems like a winwin situation to me! It’s the Dark of the Moon and your future can be revealed and changed. For inspiring news, call 1550 511 611. LEO

EVEN the greatest July 24 — Aug 23 jazz musicians need to rehearse. They practise their spontaneous, free-flowing solos and explore some of the variations contained within the music. They steadily create a bank of experience which gives them the confidence to extemporise. Since you find yourself in an unfamiliar position, with little time to research the best way to proceed, you’re going to have to rely on the one thing you are confident about. Use that as your base and improvise. Don’t bluff if you’re feeling uncertain. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 1550 511 611.

VIRGO MAJOR changes

Aug 24 — Sep 23 don’t happen overnight – they’re the result of taking steady steps in the right direction. Naturally, the same goes for the change you so desperately want to see. But you know that. You are, after all, a Virgo, ruled by Mercury, and you have natural, intuitive powers. Now that your ruler is moving forwards again, you’re tempted to leap into action. But it’s worth taking the pulse of a situation before making the decision to commit. There’s really nothing to be gained by rushing in. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA

‘IT’S like thunder

Sep 24 — Oct 23 and lightning, the way you love me is frightening. You’d better knock... knock on wood.’ Since your luck is being highlighted, this could be your song today. So, what do you need to do if you want to keep things heading in the right direction? Touching wood is not a bad idea. Crossing your fingers and toes is good too. But (probably more reliably) if you throw all the effort you can into what you’re trying to do, fortune will both appreciate and reward your efforts. Your latest Moonsign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiration, call 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO CAN you risk

Oct 24 — Nov 22 opening your heart? Can you really trust a recent promise? Imagine, for a moment, you’re considering a major economic gamble. If you don’t throw your hat into the ring, you’ll certainly never win. Yet the cardinal rule of gambling is to never bet anything you can’t afford to lose. Regardless of whether it feels miserly to hold back, it’s important to test the water before you commit yourself. While the subtle signs of the universe suggest that you’re safe to proceed, do so with caution. It’s the Dark of the Moon and your future can be revealed and changed. For inspiring news, call 1550 511 611. SAGITTARIUS THE Nov 23 — Dec 21 universe owes you a birthday present. So, I’m extremely excited to present you, on its behalf, with a teleportation device that allows you to zip halfway across the world in the blink of an eye. No, you can’t see it. Its

invisibility is part of its charm! Try reaching slowly forwards... Nope. Oh well, it was worth a shot. Sorry for raising your hopes. I know how often you wish you could be in two places at once. My proposal? It may simply be time to decide what’s most important. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 1550 511 611. CAPRICORN IT’S easy to Dec 22 — Jan 20 understand why some people don’t believe that there’s such a thing as natural justice. After all, people who’ve committed heinous crimes often seem to carry on as normal. No-one just drops, unable to move, frozen to the spot after having been subjected to an unseen, unknowable divine judiciary system. That’s just not how the cosmos works. Yet, over a long period of time, all wrongs are righted. There’s a sense of relief as an inequality in your world is gently corrected. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS WHEN you

Jan 21 — Feb 19 desperately want something to happen, but it doesn’t, what are you supposed to think? Could there be a conspirator standing between you and your goal? Or has the hindrance been designed by the cosmos in order to ensure that you follow the route to where you actually need to be? Although recent impediments and obstructions have left you feeling understandably doubtful about the presence of celestial helpers, an experience today might just inspire you to see a new possibility. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiration, call 1550 511 611. PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 THE danger with accepting the unacceptable is, of course, that before you know it, it becomes acceptable. Then things have to slip off the scale before we start to notice that they have become unacceptable again. If, on the other hand, a standard is set to an unreasonable height, it can be beneficial to lower it. But deciding to cross a boundary that you’ve previously respected, is usually a compromise too far. Since self-respect is rather important to you, don’t be pushed over your limits today. It’s the Dark of the Moon and your future can be revealed and changed. For inspiring news, call 1550 511 611.