It’s a tall order for Kylie

PIC OF THE WEEK: THAT photo, right, of the Taoiseach, his partner and friends standing beside Kylie Minogue after her gig this week called to mind Fr Ted’s attempts to teach Fr Dougal the difference between a toy cow and a real one in the distance – either Kylie was standing very far away from the men or else she really is that small. Another picture of her pulling a pint showed she’s not even pint-sized... she’s a ‘short’.