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PRINCE Philip’s funeral will be on a smaller scale than normal and, having attended a beloved grandparent’s funeral during lockdown, I know how upsetting this can be. Yet the prince’s life is being celebrated across the globe; and no matter how frustrating, measures we need to take to preserve our future aren’t disrespecting the past. As Venus enters Taurus, it reminds us to appreciate what we have and encourages us to seek harmony. This is a time for reconciliation and giving thanks.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 IS it my job to tell you what you want to hear? What if the planets say there’s a chance your day’s likely to contain a situation that will prove challenging? The truth often contains controversy; it’s often unwelcome. That’s why the world seems full of fascinating yet undependable untruths. If you desire to make real progress, you need to accept that a situation isn’t quite working out as you wish. Then, rather than attempting to ‘dream it right’, you can make positive change. Use the energy of the New Moon as it links to the planet of love and create powerful change. Call 1550 511 611.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 SHERLOCK Holmes’s brilliance was based on an eye for detail. He’d notice sand on a trouser leg, a tiny bruise on a hand, or the suggestion of ink on a sleeve, and, from these minutiae, he’d extrapolate an entire narrative – correctly, I might add. There’s a reason these stories stand the test of time, but would Arthur Conan Doyle have been even more convincing if he’d created a more fallible hero? You have the information to come to the right conclusion. But, if you misconstrue the facts, you could end up on the wrong path. As Venus, your ruler, moves into your sign, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 1550 511 611.
GEMINI
May 22 - June 22 MOST of us find waiting for news stressful. ‘Not knowing’ makes us anxious. Yet other folk prefer to linger in the uncertainty; it lets them be hopeful and avoid dealing with information that might be tough. With that in mind, I’m reluctant to predict the resolution of a tricky situation in your world. You might prefer to stay in a betwixt-and-between state. Yet the cosmic message, as Venus changes signs, is clear. Not only can you find the answer you seek, but it will be favourable.
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CANCER June 23 - July 23 ‘STOP banging your head against a brick wall.’ That’s what we tell our friends when we’re trying to help. Often, it isn’t bad advice. But what happens if you find yourself backed up against a hard surface when every other avenue is closed and you know, categorically, that your goal lies on the other side? Should you stand there hoping that the wall will fall down on its own? Or is it time to grab a pickaxe? It’s worth giving something one final chance before you give up for good.
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LEO
July 24 - Aug 23 THERE are a mind-boggling number of ways to make coffee. Do you prefer an instant cup, or do you go to the other extreme, grind your beans and use a complicated system? What temperature of water do you use to maximise the flavour? Does the entire debate lose significance when you’re tired and thirsty and just need a jolt of caffeine? There’s little as rewarding as a craving that’s being satisfied. Be wary of getting too caught up in a theoretical discussion over irrelevant details. Let the powerful New Moon guide you to the future you’ve been dreaming of. Call your latest forecast: 1550 511 611.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 ‘BY failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.’ At least, that’s what they say. Nevertheless, there’s such a thing as over-preparation. Think too hard and you might just find that you’ve talked yourself out of a fantastic idea. ‘Why would I do that?’ you might well ask. Well, what if you didn’t realise what a stroke of genius it was? What if you couldn’t tell that the rewards would outweigh the risks? Before you decide to make a break from a cherished idea or argument, just give yourself a little longer to change your mind. As the New Moon links to Venus, your dreams really can come true. For life-changing advice, call 1550 511 611.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 THERE are days when we’re functioning at our best, and others when we can’t quite seem to find our form. In a perfect world, the cosmos would take these fluctuations into account. It would only present us with challenges when we were in the mood to rise to them. And when it knew we were feeling a bit low, it would be gentle with us. Sometimes, it can actually be that considerate. Today, as Venus, the planet of love, changes signs, it will do that. A time of welcome respite is on its way.
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SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 IT’S hard to know how much to trust the voice inside our heads. We hear its murmurs and its subtle whispers. There’s certainly no misconstruing it. The problem is that it isn’t just one voice. No, the voices are multiple, various and, more often than not, they contradict one another. So, it’s less a case of deciding whether to trust our inner voice than it is of deciding which inner voice to trust. If there’s one thought that simply won’t leave your head, perhaps that’s because it’s worth listening to. As Venus, the planet of love, links to the New Moon, get ready for a boost of cosmic energy. Call 1550 511 611.
SAGITTARIUS THE
Nov 23 - Dec 21 law of averages suggests that, if you pursue enough crazy schemes over many years, you’ll find one that works out well. That’s what less adventurous people tend to think. You, however, don’t have time (or care) for such a philosophy. Your natural Sagittarian optimism and innovation have shown you that when you’re courageous enough to reach for the stars, life rewards you. You’re about to see that despite a bout of self-doubt, you’ve made the right choice.
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CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 YOU don’t give yourself enough praise. You rarely pay yourself a compliment. You don’t allow yourself much self-indulgence. Or cut yourself enough slack. You deserve better. But how are you going to get that, unless you make room for it? Why settle for second best? Why not let yourself enjoy what you’re entitled to? It’s time to think big. You’re not sitting in front of a TV, watching the movie of your life. You’re the main character; you create the narrative and produce the film. Make it good.
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AQUARIUS NO ONE’S
Jan 21 - Feb 19 memory is perfect. We can’t be expected to factor in every detail, consider every avenue, and anticipate all potential setbacks. Nor are we able to spot and correct every accidental oversight. It’s a basic part of being human. Sure, from time to time, someone comes along believing in their own invincibility and, for a time, sheer willpower seems to sustain them. But not for long. Don’t berate yourself for something that was never within your power to control.
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PISCES THEY tell us
Feb 20 - Mar 20 that ‘laughter is the best medicine’. That when we smile (no matter how briefly) about an issue which usually makes us frown, it stimulates an inner process that enables us to see the problem from a different perspective. It no longer has such a hold over us. In that moment, we’re bigger than it. If you feel as if you’re up against something that’s no laughing matter, try looking at it from another angle. If you can see even a part of it as vaguely amusing, you’ll know what to do to make it better.
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