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GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THAT new jumper of yours is... a statement. Are you sure it’s quite you? Don’t get me wrong, I understand the need to state your individuality. But does it represent who you truly are on the inside? In the search for happiness, it’s easy to confuse what will make us happy with what we imagine an ideal form of happiness might look like. As your ruler prepares to move into its other celestial home, you can see the difference between the two, and find a way to make good things happen. It’s time for a hypothetical new wardrobe! What will the light of the New Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle: call 1550 511 611.

THE lion is king of the jungle, but is it really top dog, er . . . I mean cat? Surely elephants challenge this position? But elephants don’t project majesty as do roaring carnivores! Today is World Lion Day and, with the Sun in

Leo, there will be exciting developments. But, as Venus opposes Neptune, we risk being fooled by appearances. Just because something looks beautiful doesn’t mean it’s fragile! Watch out for sparks from unlikely places.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 HOW do you feel when you get to the end of the day? Are you ready to tumble into bed, exhausted? Do you fall into a blissful sleep when your head touches the pillow? Or, no matter how tired you might be, is that when your mind starts racing as you recall the problematic issues life brings your way? The trouble is that life on our amazing planet is unpredictable. Yet, even if you feel as if you’ve been going through a bumpy patch, you’re still in control. Relax, and trust. You’re being looked after by kindly skies. The stars have a powerful message for you. For a prediction taking you to the next Full Moon, call 1550 511 611.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WE can’t help admiring people who look as if they have all the answers. Yet surely they’re missing out on life’s most joyous moments. The thrill of discovering something new. The delight of exploring unfamiliar territory. These situations bring fulfilment that’s hard to quantify. Although there’s nothing to be gained from inventing a mystery when things are straightforward, as your ruler, Venus, links to Neptune today it’s worth taking the time to dig below the surface of a situation that seems clear cut. You’ll find a gem. There’s a powerful New Moon and your future can be revealed and changed. Pick up the phone! Call 1550 511 611.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 WHEN we’re prescribed medicines, are we always given exactly what we need? I’m not trying to cast aspersions on the work of our wonderful medics; the problem arises because of our quixotic natures. Since we don’t always understand our own needs, we can find it hard to explain our issues to others. Our emotional and physical needs fluctuate. If we’re not sure ourselves, how can we know when our needs are being met? You’re about to see proof of the fact you’re being far better taken care of than you think. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 1550 511 611.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 CHECK lists. Reminders. Alarms. We spend our days desperately trying to remember everything we need to do. Yet, how often do you write down whatever it is you’re trying to forget? If anything, forgetting is framed as a failure. Yet, lapses in concentration can be blessings in their own right. Sometimes, when we fail to consider the minutiae, we’re decluttering and phasing out what’s irrelevant, and allowing ourselves the space to focus on what really matters. Ignore what everyone else says today. And take your time. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For inspiration, call 1550 511 611.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 LIFE gets stressful when we try too hard; but, when we don’t try hard enough we risk missing out on opportunities. Both of these statements, when followed to the excess, are true. But what happens when we avoid extremes? And, how can we find the safe, sensible territory in the middle? We tend to think of this central area as being well defined. Nevertheless, it’s wider than we imagine, and easier to stay in than we think. As your ruler, Mercury, prepares to enter your sign you can find a good, happy compromise today. The powerful New Moon brings the power to make positive change. Find out more. Call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 IT’S easy for me to tell you to be confident. In fact, it’s almost as easy for me to suggest it as it’s hard for you to act on my advice! Confidence doesn’t grow on trees. You can’t just open a cupboard and find a tin of it sitting on a shelf. And if you try to conjure it up out of thin air, or fake it when you don’t feel it, how will that come across? Actually, it works surprisingly well! Although it’s not always advisable to ‘fake it till you make it’, as your ruler, Venus, links with Neptune today, it will work magic for you. I dare you! You’ve got so much to look forward to! Your latest forecast is packed full of inspiring news. Call 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 EVERY now and again, things have to work out well. Not because we’ve been brilliant or chalked up enough merit points to catch the attention of an overseeing celestial power. It’s just that since things so often go wrong, we need triumphant moments; they give us something to compare with, and give us reasons to feel hopeful. Without them, we’d feel less disappointed and life would lose some of its ability to frustrate us. The good news is something that seemed ‘wrong’ is at long last about to start going right. The New Moon energy can transform your life. If you need positive news call your Moon-sign forecast: 1550 511 611.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 MOST of our emotions are crazy, impulsive, illogical things . . . except, of course, when they aren’t. More often than not, our feelings follow a logical pattern. When we feel sad, it tends to be for good reason. When we’re excited, it’s because there’s something to look forward to. Without these repetitions, we’d feel unstable; adrift in a world without rhyme or reason. The exception? You don’t need a reason to feel good to feel good. If you want to laugh, play and sing today, do exactly that! Like a ray of hope shining through the darkness, be encouraged by the powerful New Moon. Call 1550 511 611.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 THEY tell us if at first we don’t succeed, we should ‘try, try and try again’. Which is all well and good. It’s such a well-known phrase that it reverberates round our minds. Yet, if you’ve ever accidentally banged your head against a brick wall, you know that repeatedly trying again can be painful! There are instances when it’s neither appropriate nor clever to keep trying. As Mercury prepares to change signs, it enables you to work out why you’re not managing to succeed. Once you’ve done that, feel free to give it one more go. Be inspired by the energy of this week’s New Moon. Call your in-depth Moon-sign forecast: 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 WE like to categorise and make distinctions. Good. Bad. Right. Wrong. We love labels and being able to put things into tidy boxes. So, we line them up, evaluate them, pass judgment, and declare the case closed. Or so we like to think. The problem comes when, having been through this process, we discover we’ve made a misjudgment. Before you rush to make a decision today, pause to think. The cosmos is providing a valuable new lens through which to revisit an old scenario. Don’t let this opportunity pass by. Change your future! Call now for your powerfully accurate latest Moon-sign forecast. Call 1550 511 611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WE think that 21st-century humans are so smart. Yet, back in history, people knew many things we’ve forgotten. Take shoe sizes. If a modern Cinderella left her slipper at the ball it would fit thousands of different feet! The days of having a shoe made specifically to suit individual bunions and arches have long gone; we all squeeze into stock sizes. Although you need a tailor-made solution to fix your current problem, there’s a way to progress that suits you perfectly. And, as your ruler links with Venus, you’ll see where to find it. Let the New Moon reveal your future. It’s brighter than you think. For good news, call 1550 511 611.

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