Ri-Ri impresses in dress but Nensi frocks shock
THIS is one of the creations of new, must-have designer Nensi Dojaka, who says of her £1,500 plus (€1,750) ‘frocks’ that she ‘doesn’t like anything too pretty or too exposed, I have an eye where to stop’.
Crikey, if a bit of gossamer thrown over your undies is what she thinks is fashion, I’d say it IS time for her to stop!
A LONDONER winning the prize for the oldest working iron (a Morphy Richards bought by his grandmother in the 1940s) is an inspiration. So I’m hanging on to my Sony bedside clock radio, bought in 1985 and still going strong, in the hope I’ll one day win a prize for the longest ever bedside companion. It’s seen me through one marriage, four engagements and various romantic entanglements. Thank goodness these antiquated clocks can’t talk.
EVEN if her fashion empire is struggling, it’s a bit crass of Stella McCartney to launch a Beatles fashion line to coincide with the new documentary of the Fab Four. Her Strawberry Fields jumper costs £895 (€1.050). Time to stop milking your dad’s fame and let it be, Stella.
OF ALL the contraband confiscated from the stars on I’m A Celebrity, – including Oxo cubes and Fruitellas – most surprising was DJ Naughty Boy’s nail file. Given that he threatens nightly to flee the set, Mummy’s Boy should have smuggled in a hacksaw to help him escape... and put the series’ dwindling number of viewers out of their misery.
THE Home Alone house is now available to rent via Airbnb over the festive season. Why would anyone want to stay where Macaulay Culkin’s character was abandoned by his parents and tormented by two robbers?
ACCEPTING her National Hero of Barbados award Rihanna, 33, right, looked gorgeous in a golden gown, seemingly without a shred of underwear and revealing her wonderfully womanly, wobbly tummy and fulsome breasts as she embraced Prince Charles. Let’s hope he had some smelling salts to hand.
THROUGH to the quarterfinals and tipped to win the glitterball, Strictly’s deaf dancer Rose Ayling-Ellis says she turns down lucrative deals to endorse hearing aids, refusing to promote any devices not provided by the NHS which has cared for her since she was a child. Can Rose get any more adorable?