At least Depp has humour

ROLL up, roll up. This week sees the second instalment of the Johnny and Amber show. The stage is set at Fairfax County Circuit Court, where Johnny Depp has given the performance of a lifetime.

The actor, pictured right, has proved that however flawed he may be as a husband or a human being, he’s certainly not short of brains or a sense of humour.

Now it’s Amber’s turn to give her side of the story. In truth, it doesn’t matter much who wins, since what is clear from the evidence is that they’re as bad as each other.

He with his pints of wine and mood swings, she with her incessant attention-seeking and histrionics.

I reckon they deserve each other. In fact, such is the chemistry between them (still) in court, I wouldn’t rule out them getting back together once this is over. Now wouldn’t that be the perfect ending?