OSCAR CAINER
MY BROTHER lives in America, where it was Mother’s Day on Sunday. Here on this side of the Atlantic we celebrate our mums in March. So there are two chances a year for a
Cainer to forget to send
flowers! But as Mercury prepares to turn retrograde, my family won’t be the only one dealing with potential misunderstandings and bad timing. Fortunately, with Jupiter about to enter Aries, it’s our intentions that matter the most.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 WHEN ourselves we find out of our comfort zones, in unfamiliar situations, we don’t always know how to behave. And if we think people are looking at us, we probably feel self-conscious and disconcerted – as if we feel we’re doing something wrong. Instead of asking anyone to point out how we might do things differently, we tend to bluster, getting ourselves into an even more uncomfortable mess. As lucky Jupiter prepares to enter your sign, take a chance to redress a mistake – and move on. With lucky Jupiter arriving into your sign, this is a week of good fortune and creativity. Call 1550 511 611.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WE DEPEND on our doctors to prescribe the right medication. The problem is that we might feel disappointed when we’re not given something to treat our symptoms. There’s something satisfying about being able to swallow a potion that will make everything better. But, of course, sometimes we only need some TLC, or a change of diet, or just some well-deserved rest. If only we could be prescribed a placebo! If you’ve been worrying about something, you’ll discover exactly what you need to do to make yourself feel better today. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Find out how to maximise your luck. Call 1550 511 611.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22 WHAT do you know, with absolute conviction, and what do you ‘think’ you know? I’m not trying to unsettle you, but there might be a difference between the two. If you only think you know something, there’s a chance you don’t really know it! I mention this because, as your ruler Mercury prepares to turn retrograde, you’re questioning yourself unnecessarily. The reason you suspect you know what you know is because you know it. You’re about to make progress thanks to a half-forgotten fact. For great news on the positive progress you can make this week, call your latest four-minute forecast: 1550 511 611.
CANCER June 23 - July 23 ‘FEE, fi, fo, fum,’ boomed the giant to Jack in the well-known fairy tale. But how fearless was the giant? How strong? Well, if he had either of these attributes, he displayed them only towards someone much smaller than himself, and that doesn’t demonstrate bravery. The problem is that when people, or buildings, or ideas are impossibly big, we tend to imagine they’re powerful and that we should defer to them. Don’t be overawed by something just because it looks imposing. Don’t be fooled by bluster and noise. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life. For your latest weekahead forecast, call 1550 511 611.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23 PEOPLE who’ve spent time in prison don’t find it easy to adapt to the world outside. After being in an institution where they have to follow the rules, they struggle to think for themselves. Of course, this is an extreme example. But in one way or another, we all find ourselves having to conform to restrictive situations, and when they change, it’s not always easy to adapt. There’s a chance you’re struggling to move on from a way of behaving that’s no longer necessary. It’s time to break free. Don’t let familiarity hold you back. Your week-ahead forecast is jam-packed full of important news. For an in-depth guide, call 1550 511 611.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 WHEN it comes to following books of rules, there’s a fundamental rule that’s easy to overlook. It’s the one that tells you not to believe everything it says in the rulebook. Those manuals don’t bother telling us about the exceptions that prove the rule either, and that’s what you’re facing. If you want to take a traditional view of your situation, go ahead. But, with your ruler about to turn retrograde, you could choose to be innovative instead. If you use your ingenuity, not only will you discover a sense of freedom, you’ll find success. Do yourself a favour – treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your four-minute forecast. Call 1550 511 611.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 ONLY a fool would underestimate you. Unfortunately, there are lots of fools in this world – and many of them find it easy to criticise people who dare to dream. But you’re not an airy-fairy, impractical type. It just appears that way to those who prefer to take an earthbound view. So don’t pay attention to criticism. You’ve risen above the clouds of confusion and can see more clearly than all those folk who are bogged down in the details. If you take pragmatic action today, you’ll change people’s perceptions of you. Great news. As Jupiter moves opposite your sign, it brings a boost of energy. Maximise it! Call 1550 511 611.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 YOU seem to have an awful lot of what you need, but not so much of what you want. Although we might try to present ‘wants’ as ‘needs’ in an attempt to legitimise little luxuries, no one really needs chocolate! And we might not want to be told we’ve hurt someone’s feelings, but we might benefit from knowing. Just because we’re disappointed that life’s presenting us with necessities, that doesn’t mean we should feel unsatisfied. If you’re grateful for what you’ve got today, what you’ve got will increase and improve. Maximise your luck as the planets make creative alignments. Make it a week to remember. Call 1550 511 611.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 SOMEONE holds information they want you to know. They’re hoping it won’t be long before you hear what they want to say. The problem is you think you already know it, but you’ve only received part of the message. There’s an issue that requires more consideration. The sooner you start to think about it, the faster you’ll resolve a long-term complication. As your ruler, Jupiter, prepares to change signs, be open to receiving information. It could influence an exciting change of plan. To hear how your life could significantly change for the better, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 1550 511 611.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 IMAGINE that a team of celestial helpers has been investing its precious time observing you and your life. They’re so impressed by your diligent work ethic and your desire to do good things in the world that they’ve decided to reward you by transforming you from mere mortal to saint. The problem is that your wings have grown so large that they’re starting to weigh you down. In real life, you’re facing a huge opportunity. The problem is that you’re not sure you deserve to take it. If you try to fly, you’ll find that you can go far today. Want to hear some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 1550 511 611.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 SOMETIMES everything can seem ‘too much’, and that you’re being stretched to breaking point. If this is the case, consider yourself in luck, for you’re receiving a well-timed cosmic reminder about the need to change an aspect of your life. This is a clear indication that things can’t carry on in the same old way. Phew. It’s time to rearrange your priorities and renegotiate. As Jupiter prepares to change signs, your duties need rescheduling. Your future can be ‘different’ in a positive way. Creative, inspiring times lie ahead for you. Make the most of this astrological opportunity. Call 1550 511 611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 ARE you sure you’ve filled in the right forms and received permission to read this? What if you’re subjected to a random check and your paperwork’s incomplete? If you haven’t got everything in place, how do you know I’ll give you the correct forecast? Actually, since I’m very much on your side, I need to tell you that you don’t need to worry about fulfilling anyone’s ‘criteria’. No matter what someone thinks about the situation you’re dealing with, you’ve done everything possible to ensure it will be resolved. Relax. As Jupiter moves into a new celestial home, it revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 1550 511 611.