10 SPAIN #ESP

SloMo Chanel

‘As soon as I make doom, doom, With my boom, boom, And I got him making zoom, zoom, For my yummy...’ Ooo-er, matron! Spain’s song is not going to win any prizes for lyrical excellence. They also appear to have blown the entire budget on waxing for the backing dancers, male and female. If it’s cold in the arena, they’ll catch their deaths.