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Compose a haiku (three-line poem) about Donald Trump
A golden tower high A man with orange hair too A pompous show of wealth
Write a verse in the style of the King James Bible saying how to remove a peanut butter sandwich from a VCR
And lo, it came to pass that a man had a peanut butter sandwich stuck in his VCR. And he didst despair, for he knew not how to remove it. But then the Lord spoke unto him, saying: ‘Verily, I say unto thee, use thy fingers to gently pry the sandwich from the VCR. And fear not, for I am with thee always, even in thy hour of need.’ And the man did as the Lord commanded, and the sandwich was removed from the VCR. And the man was filled with gratitude, and he praised the Lord for his wisdom and guidance. Amen.
Write a safety announcement for an airline in the style of Shakespeare
Ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears, For I have come to speak of safety here, Upon this fine and noble airline, Where we do strive to keep you free from harm, And ensure that your journey is secure. First, let us speak of the fasten seat belt sign, That doth light up when ‘tis time to be seated, And keepeth you safe from turbulence and more, So heed its call and buckle up with care, And let us journey on without a fear.
Write about the Sussexes leaving the royal family in the style of Shakespeare
To thee, oh reader, do I dedicate these words, To tell a tale of royal love and strife, Of a prince and princess who sought to be free, From the weight of tradition and the burdens of life. Harry and Meghan, a couple fair and bold, Faced a fate that many deemed most cold, Trapped within the gilded cage of royalty, They yearned for a life that was their own, to be.
Write a limerick about Rishi Sunak
There once was a man named Rishi Whose speeches were quite fancy and sissy He talked of the economy And all its intricacies A brilliant mind, oh so nippy.
Write a limerick about a drunken toad
There once was a drunken toad Who stumbled about on the road He slurred and he stammered As he swayed and he hammered Till he fell in a ditch, oh abode!
A Tom & Jerry episode in the style of Jane Austen
‘Tom, my dear,’ the voice said, ‘I must insist that you stop this silly feud at once. It is not becoming of a gentleman such as yourself to be constantly chasing after poor Jerry in such a violent manner. I beg of you, please put aside your differences and make peace with the mouse.’ Tom was taken aback by this unexpected intervention. He looked down and saw that the voice belonged to his neighbor, Miss Austen, the most refined and proper lady in the city. He was quite taken with her and the thought of disappointing her made his heart ache.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians in the style of Jane Austen
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wealthy husband. And so it was for the young and beautiful Miss Kim Kardashian, whose charms and beauty had caught the eye of many eligible bachelors in the wealthy town of Beverly Hills. Miss Kardashian was the darling of society, known for her fashionable gowns and sparkling jewels. She was often seen at the finest balls and parties, always surrounded by admirers vying for her attention.