CANNES PARTIES OF THE WEEK

AMFAR David Beckham and Leonardo Dicaprio spent most of the night deep in conversation. Leo, 42, was flanked by Rita Ora, 26, and Bella Hadid, 20, but only had eyes for Becks, also 42. An onlooker tells me: “They spent ages talking, they had so much to say.” When asked if he would be bringing a film to Cannes next year, David said “no”. Must just have been footie talk, then. CANNES 70TH GALA DINNER It was meant to be a posh three-course dinner, but it descended into chaos when stars, including Salma Hayek, Tilda Swinton and Gael Garcia Bernal, started serenading a quartet of Mexican guitarists in sombreros. Tilda, 56, stood on a chair cheering as Salma, 50, led a 30-strong crowd singing.

MICROSOFT OWNER PAUL ALLEN’S YACHT

Uber-cool British DJ Henri, whose latest single Sunshine Of Your Love is out now, partied everywhere but was most impressed by the food on Paul Allen’s yacht. Apparently he goes all out for Halloween too.