NEIL’S FIVE MUST-SEE GAMES

Sheffield Wed v Sheffield United Championship, 1.15pm, Sky Sports Football/ ME Arsenal v West Brom Premier League, 8pm, Sky Sports PL/ME Man City v Shakhtar Donetsk Champions League, 7.45pm, BT Sport 3 PSG v Bayern Munich Champions League, 7.45pm, BT Sport Extra 2 Chelsea v Man City Premier League, 5.30pm, BT Sport 1

Metroplitano, which sounds like the salon Conte gets his extensions from.

At least, Los Colchoneros (The Mattress Makers) paid a ridiculous £67million for Diego Costa, so now he can afford them.

But when Saturday comes, will he be left tearing his hair out? Or will Pep be slapping his head in anger?

Have no doubt, this is a real Premier League head-to-head.