NEIL’S FIVE MUST-SEE GAMES

Arsenal v Brighton & Hove Albion Premier League 12.00, BT Sport 1 Everton v Burnley Premier League 2.15pm, Sky Sports PL/ME Newcastle United v Liverpool Premier League 4.30pm, Sky Sports PL/ME England v Slovenia World Cup Qualifier 7.45pm, ITV Georgia v Wales, World Cup Qualifier, 7.45pm, S4C/SKY Sports Football

old Prem matches such as Hull v Sunderland – this is highly inadvisable and often terminal.

I’m going to have to up your dosage significantly after a fortnight... so I shall be prescribing Liverpool v Manchester United, one of our strongest possible remedies.

It will feel strange watching proper football after what can be such a debilitating time... but you will recover eventually, believe me.