Couping over Royal baby

IT’S 10/11 your choice on the gender of the next child to emerge from the Duchess of Cambridge (not the pub).

No need for guesswork, I have consulted a crone, who says if the fair Kate (left) will squat upon a patch of cowslip at the next full moon, her badger will whistle once for a girl, twice for a boy. Three whistles, wrong badger.

There’s a tenner in it for mum if she’s game, so I’ve written to Kensington Palace outlining the plot. Stay tuned.