NEIL’S FIVE MUST-SEE GAMES

Watford v West Ham United Premier League, 4pm, Sky Sports PL/ME Manchester City v Feyenoord Champions League, 7.45pm, BT Sport ESPN Juventus v Barcelona Champions League, 7.45pm, BT Sport ESPN West Ham United v Leicester City Premier League, 8pm, Sky Sports PL/ME Liverpool v Chelsea Premier League, 5.30pm, BT Sport 1

acclaimed gladiator Marco Silva, whose fame has spread far and wide. Some say as far as the Mersey river, where others liveried in blue costume have attempted to lure him to lead their bedraggled numbers.

But today is all about Moyes, who slaps a nearby innocent for good luck.

In six days, we shall know all...as the Glaswegian yells, “Ya wee beauty!” or whines, “A havenae a scooby”.