Mo: I’d be touchline cup winner

who behaves best on the touchline.”

Mourinho reckons he’d get the nod for that silverware – as long as it is the officials in the firing line doing the voting.

“It should be the fourth officials who vote on that,” he said. “I’m pretty sure that I would win – and I’m serious.

“I didn’t create one problem to one fourth official this season – apart from my red card at Southampton when I just put a foot on the pitch.

“And I am serious. I prepare myself. I’m not free of losing my temper, my control in one match, but I do try.”

Mourinho added: “I’m not perfect. I’m not going from being the Bad One to the Perfect One. But I make an effort and I’m happy.”