Irish Sunday Mirror

Don’t be offended... my partner is a small Dick

Motorist escapes prosecutio­n for car ‘joke’ message

- BY MARK BRANAGAN

An injured young girl is carried from the wreckage Liz had sticker made near Wakefield, West Yorks. And it has given the full-time carer an unexpected advantage in negotiatin­g local traffic.

Liz said: “I’ve had it up for 13 or 14 months now and on local streets I’ve only been overtaken a handful of times.

A wounded man is saved Message on Liz’s Corsa sparked a reaction online It has definitely slowed a few of the male drivers down. Women still go past me though.” Liz had the sticker made up specially in a shop for €20.

Another one on the rear window of her other car, a Volkswagen Jetta, reads: Dick is the butt of joke “Faster than a smackhead’s giro.” Liz said: “I just get young people asking me what a giro is.” Just to explain to any under-40s reading this, giro is an old word for a benefits cheque...

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TERRIFIED TO THE RESCUE
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ROAD RAGE
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CHEEKY
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TARGET

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