EURO STAR

Are you watching, Vlad?

PORTSMOUTH host Oxford in League One (4pm) — time for fans to play ‘our former owner was worse than yours’.

Pompey had Vladimir Antonov (left), a ‘Russian millionaire banker’, who took them to the brink of oblivion. He might be in Moscow today, watching on the telly. Or under Vladimir Putin’s patio.

Robert Maxwell, pension thief, was a cheerleader for brutal dictators, but did take Oxford to the top flight in a silly hat. So, YES ‘both score’ at 10/11 (Hills).