Quotes of the week
I’m not worried about anything. I’m not fearing any man
Martin Luther King is remembered 50 years after his assassination in Memphis
No great country ever borrows the monarch of another
Ex Aussie PM Paul Keating says it’s time for his country to become a republic
The door’s always been wide open. I’m not the guilty one
Fifth Beatle Pete Best says he’d like to meet Paul Mccartney to find out why he was sacked
There’s only one Eric Bristow
Crowds at the Liverpool Arena chant the darts legend’s name at news of his death
Don’t believe all that c**p
Prince Charles dismisses claims he takes his own loo seat when travelling
I don’t think marriage is for me
Unlucky in love Kylie Minogue says she’s unlikely to tie the knot
The worst I say is damn. I’m trying to bring the term blighter back into fashion
Tory MP Jacob Rees-mogg says he never effs or blinds
Does anyone eat chicken rendang crispy?
Malaysian PM Najib Razak mocks Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace for describing a contestant’s dish as not crispy enough
Luckily I’m not too modest for anything - and would be brilliant at it
Comedian Rosie Fletcher rejects claims that women are too modest to host Have I Got News For You
This speaks for itself
Pensioner Jack Reynolds becomes the oldest person to ride a zip wire on his 106th birthday