ARSENE AROUND

SAY what you want about Arsene Wenger, the soon-to-be ex-arsenal boss has managed to keep his sense of humour during what have been the trying final few years of his two-decade reign in north London.

And he’s been at it again when discussing who should succeed him, saying: “You will not be short of candidates. “Green outside, nice trees, good grass. Fantastic. No pollution. Until the press conference starts.” Quite.