Quotes of the week

A storm’s a coming, baby

Porn actress Stormy Daniels calls on Donald Trump to resign over hush money over an alleged affair with the president.

I’ve had better runways

Pilot Zac Rockey makes an emergency landing on a packed Devon beach after his vintage plane suffers engine failure.

I have moments of rage, I have moments of confusion, I have moments of disbelief

Disgraced film mogul Harvey Weinstein’s ex-wife Georgina Chapman says she was naive not to suspect his behaviour

There will have to be a reckoning

Ex Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith says the unelected House of Lords must be sorted out after it votes 14 times to stop Brexit

Compelled to read his dad’s book – imagine

Novelist Ian Mcewan reveals his son had to write an A level essay about one of his books… and got a C

I had to posh up for this

Harrow educated Benedict Cumberbatch on his new TV role as an aristocratic drug addict

B ***** this, I want a tan. While I’m here I might as well make the most of this.

UK mum Lily Willets is so browned off being stuck in a three-hour traffic jam she sunbathes in the M62 fast lane

More than a team, more than a canal

Panama’s World Cup football team unveil their team bus slogan.

I’ve been doing it so long I think my voice deserves a rest

John Motson hangs up his mic today as Crystal Palace play West Brom