World is no-fly zone, Gilligan

JOHN Gilligan thought he was being smart flying out of Belfast to avoid the public here and remain under the radar.

But the hated former gangster is well-known in the North too.

After all, his gang killed brave journalist Veronica Guerin, a horrific act that made world headlines.

The pint-sized crook was too afraid to fly through Dublin in case he would be recognised. He was so sure he was anonymous he even drifted off to sleep on the flight.

Well, we have news for you, John. You’ll be recognised wherever you go because of your truly evil past.