Quotes of the week

I need a bit of a start on the handle now, like a vintage car

Rod Stewart, 73, gives the lowdown on his sex life with wife Penny Lancaster

If I was on a ship with him I would get off any way I could

Kelly Rayment, the ex wife of a man whose partner Kay Longstaff went overboard after an alleged row on a cruise ship, gives her support to Kay

If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash, I think everybody would be very poor

US President Donald Trump when asked if he believed Democrats would try to impeach him

We. Are. Coming. We are going to end this dumpster fire of a presidency one way or another

Porn star Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael

Avenatti responds on Twitter to the guilty plea of Trump’s former closest aide Michael Cohen, who admitted he paid money to women the President allegedly had affairs with

I don’t get hangovers, I don’t fight, I don’t wake up with strangers. I don’t drink during the day, I don’t drink alone. The problem was I didn’t have a problem

Broadcaster Adrian Chiles on being warned by a doctor over drinking 80 to 100 units of alcohol a week

I don’t think anyone could be stylistically the same as Boris

UK Foreign Secretary

Jeremy Hunt on his predecessor in the job, Boris Johnson

I think innuendo is funny... But it’s not the be-all and end-all in Bake Off

The Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood

leaves the show’s fans fearing there won’t be double entendres to titter at in the new series