Not so kneesy at Saints

EDEN HAZARD says he’s getting skidmarks on his knees.

The Belgian magician (left) has had to ditch his trademark sliding goal celebration on medical grounds.

The Stamford Bridge doctors have prescribed a mild hornpipe.

We could see Hazard’s jolly sailor at goal-shy Southampton (2.15pm), though Europa duties might well have left the Blues a bit flat-footed.

Bet 21/20 (Lads) UNDER 2.5 goals.