Bayern Moanich

THERE are some serious pieces of work in charge of Bayern Munich.

Not content with deriding Mesut Ozil as “crap”, president Uli Hoeness has turned to the media.

“It is about time the biggest club in Germany takes a clear stance on this issue,” said the tax-dodging, former jailbird on Friday.

The issue? Negative coverage of the “biggest club in Germany” after a run of four games without a win.

“We have decided that we will no longer accept this recent kind of media coverage,” chipped in Karlheinz Rummenigge (right).

Ah, diddums. Bayern have got the hump because journalists have dared to criticise them.

Their sense of entitlement is flabbergasting. Thank goodness, there’s none in the Premier League… yet.