Quotes of the week

Aye love, I’ve heard better lines than that down Club Bongo

BBC Breakfast presenter puts Donald Trump down after he said he was going to have to make himself look better or everyone would just be staring at her before she interviewed him in 2012

Are you trying to run me over?

A Sky News jumps out of the way as shamed billionaire Philip Green speeds off in a golf buggy at his €1.3m Arizona home

I will be given another new name. It will be Shuhada

announces her conversion to Islam

I’m not a singer. I don’t play piano. I’m not a dancer... But what I do have is a jawline. Hire me now