Talk TV Albert Square VILLAIN OF THE WEEK plots getting more bizzare

Cor blimey guv’nor but what on earth is going on with the scriptwriting on Storylines have moved from the bizarre to the downright ridiculous and it looks like there’s no sign of sanity prevailing any time soon. Wotcha. Hayley Slater, the most annoying soap character of all time is seen driving a cab after her waters break and then giving birth in a filthy squat. Next thing she’s doing a runner from hospital with her newborn baby under her coat only to dump her on a neighbour’s doorstep (with a signed note attached). Even more implausible is her cracking open tinnies with the mother she hates and who told her she should have had her aborted – but there is more lunacy to come.