Blue Wave for Jose...

FOR all our sakes, we must hope that the present incumbent at 1600 Pennslyvania Ave, Washington DC, is not watching Thursday’s Three Lions friendly international.

In his increasingly fragile state of mind, if he catches wind that “the English are building a wall to defend against the Americans” or “they are attacking the USA”, it may lead directly to DEFCON 1 – and a whole new apocalyptic meaning to the euphemism “friendly fire”.

Jose has often tried defending the indefensible, yet The Donald’s petulance and peevishness puts the Portugeezer’s pouting into perspective – why stand for office when you can lie all the way?

After his wonderful ‘Is that all Juve got?’ gestures in midweek, the Mour-ose One became rather Mour-ish as far as the media went.

And, by all