VALENCIA are probably better than their results so far... and 10/1 (Fred) ‘to finish top four’ in Spain is a fun longshot LEVEL-HEADED FOR BIG ACCA

Bet it gets grim up North

NOW that Wayne Rooney has re-retired from international duty, it can be revealed that his England qualification was nearly revoked in 2011, after he failed to declare that his new haircut had twice represented Belgium at Under-21 level.

The Belgians are in action tonight (7.45pm) at Switzerland, with a point good enough to see Eden Hazard (above) and pals go through.

Put the DRAW in a treble. Hungary and Finland (7.45pm) looks good for a suits-you DRAW. And Moldova-luxemburg (5pm) could fizzle out to a nothing DRAW. It pays nearly 34/1 with Betfred. RELEGATED Northern Ireland welcome Austria (5pm) in Nations League sub-section B3.

Marko Arnautovic (left) and the Austrians clearly have no reason to play, while their hosts make a virtue of turning the beautiful game into a pitiless slog, and it’s always raining. Tickets still available. A small DRAW bet at 9/4 (Fred) looks right, and 10/1 (Lads, Coral) ‘no goalscorer’ is the longshot.